IT WAS A TRAP
guess who made the front page of the sunday paper…
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
I FOUND A BABY PINEAPPLE
They grow up so fast
He was so dear to me :’(
hallelujah he is risen indeed!
i just want to see the footage of this pineapple being thrown into the air repeatedly in an attempt to get this photo
This made me so happy
this is comedy fucking gold you assholes
YOU LITTLE SHIT
Tack the city of townsville???????????
Attack on the city of townsville!
IS UNDER A TACK
UNDER A TACK
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.